It really pains me to write those 3 words [Nirvana on Ice]. But deep down, I knew one day someone would try this type of lunacy. Still, watching this ice skater do his triple jump, jazz hands interpretation of Nirvana’s “Smells like Teen Spirit” makes me want to pull out a shotgun and blow my brains out. At least Scott Williams had the good sense to not wear sequins. Figure Skaters, into the pit with you. All of you!