Amazon: People buying books.
Barnesandnoble.com: Barnes & Noble employees.
AOL home page: People who don’t get how the web works.
4chan: Kids pretending to be hackers, hackers pretending to be kids, reporters pretending to be kids pretending to be hackers, child predators, child-predator predators, Han Solo.
Yahoo: 40 million soccer moms and one guy who’s really confused about where the directory of the internet went.
Flickr: People who think cranking saturation to 200% makes you a professional photographer.
TechCrunch: People who think they are too smart to read Mashable.
eFax: JUST LET ME SEND THE GODDAMN FAX ALREADY WHAT CENTURY IS THIS.
LinkedIn: Pretty much everyone, so give up and apply at McD’s.